You told me to first go to the your stories section so come here I did. Do you enjoy me obedience? No? I think you do, otherwise why else would you have put that as part of your home page?! Am I right... Or. Am. I. Correct?
Please excuse my rather rude comments I'm just not use to things being real. Do you understand? If not than too bad because I neither care nor wise to enlighten you.
My apologies again.

Sincerely,
... Me